1. Call her "small", "short stuff", "half-pint", "midget", "hobbit" or even better... "Thumbelina" all the time.
2. Hold a dollar bill up in the air for her to reach and tease her with it.
3. Make her sit in a high chair.
4. Tell her that she's too big to fit in her old chair when she is 1,000 lbs.
5. Toss her up in the air numerous times.
6. Summon the Fat Bastard so he could try to get her inside his belly.
7. Refer her last name to "Aluminum".
8. Tell her that she is far too slow to outrun Sonic the Hedgehog.
9. Inflate or fatten her if she wants to become bigger.
10. Give her like around a 100 balloons so she could go flying up in the sky.
11. Show her a sign that says, "You must be this tall to ride this roller coaster".
12. Steal all of her gold, jewels and whatever rich stuff she possesses.
13. Make a troll face to her and say, "U Mad?" every time she gets pissed.
14. Ask why she is done growing after all those years.
15. Always nickname her "child" because of her small size.
16. Offer her a bottle that says "Drink Me" to make her even smaller.
17. Tell her that she is a cute toddler.